Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not
Tarus- big head
Gemeni- kind of good looking
Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them
Virgin- cautious and not trusting
Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt
Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot
Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat
Capricon- horny 24/7
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.
And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.
The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself
And sometimes it looks like he fell off …
ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR
cherish him forever